ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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