He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
