Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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