im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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