somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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