I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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