Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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