Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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