Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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