So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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