What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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