i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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