morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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