She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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