i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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