Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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