CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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