Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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