Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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