erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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