I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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