Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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