He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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