He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
there is glitter all over my balls
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