Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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