No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I am naked and annoyed.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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