Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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