is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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