I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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