I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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