I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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