: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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