She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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