How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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