She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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