Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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