I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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