Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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