I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
