His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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