i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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