why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I understand Curling. That high.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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