there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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