Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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