i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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