Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There's always time for handjobs
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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