please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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