chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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