Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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