dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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