Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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