Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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