I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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