Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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