"it" just moved
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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