Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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